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Soft, lightweight tank with a quiet sense of humor. The clean white fabric and simple rose-red type read: “I’m not Google — I don’t have all the answers.” It sits close to the body without clinging, with side seams that keep the shape wash after wash and a tear-away label for no-scratch comfort. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, to casual meetups where dry wit lands better than small talk, or layered beneath a denim jacket for a weekend errand run. It’s for people who lean into honesty, enjoy a clever line, and prefer clothes that feel lived-in from the first wear.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends for heathers)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with a retail fit that runs true to size
- Side seams for lasting shape and self fabric binding at edges
- Tear-away label and adult sizing; meets flammability requirements
- Made in Nicaragua; available in solid, heather, athletic heather, and triblend fiber mixes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Tank Top – "I'm Not Google" Funny Sarcastic Quote Tank for Teachers & Helpers
$26.99
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends for heathers)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with a retail fit that runs true to size
- Side seams for lasting shape and self fabric binding at edges
- Tear-away label and adult sizing; meets flammability requirements
- Made in Nicaragua; available in solid, heather, athletic heather, and triblend fiber mixes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean